Side note (yes, at the start) This will be the title of my never-released book on parenting.

This dilemma and consequent post is absolutely hysterically. Thank you for sharing.

Logical answer: there should be an item number on the tag you can possibly google.

New age answer: wear it however you FEEL is right for this moment.

Real answer: It’s going to get something on it if you’re around kids, so it doesn’t matter as it won’t be on for long. Also, we’ve all worn things inside out or mismatched all day without realizing until we take it off, so just go with it.

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