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Rather Personal Questions

Part 1: How do you clean yourself?

Ernio Hernandez
2 min readNov 27, 2018

I polled a group of internet strangers, got a little informal & a lot inappropriate,
here are my findings…

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When asked:

How do you clean yourself?

Not surprisingly (to me, at least), most people (about 90%) said they shower.

I like to imagine that 1%-ers who enjoy a bath — probably do so in the tears of us lowly shower folk.

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Thankfully no one clicked the “wipes, deodorant & sundry” option.

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TBH I just wanted to use the word “sundry.”

But, one earth-mindful conservationist did reply with “A big ole bucket and mug…”

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bitingly shaming my wasteful ways by adding, “saves more water than a shower”

Alllllright! More to come…

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Ernio Hernandez
Ernio Hernandez

Written by Ernio Hernandez

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