Hey… Can We Talk?

I get it, you guys. I got it a while ago. I know.

Yes, I have a face that’s adorable in that weirdly almost-ugly way. I’m not going to knock you for loving it. I mean, I’m happy just to have a good home and someone who feeds me.

Even if… you maybe don’t treat me with the kind of respect I thought you might have grown into by now. I’m okay, and I’ve come to terms with the fact that I may’ve been an impulse…