“Oh, I thought you’d gone away.”
Feels like we’ve progressed a lot on mental health.
Kiddo yearns for her screen time.
The night we first kissed I told my wife the words every girl dreams one day she will hear…
“I was hoping to speak with the head of the household.”
“My schedule is just nuts.”
Once in second grade, my teacher made a big deal about me coming up to her desk.
The U.S. with no P.S makes → (zero ¢)
Sad to see the seats empty...with(out) the crowd"